Segar's Blackout Halloween Festivities

Sorry Brosephs that there hasn't been any posts lately. It has been tough moving what what-not-ery.

There will be a special movie presentation before Segar's Blackout Halloween Festivities at Toad's Place. The Video premiere will be occurring in the Lily pad, and those of you not cool enough will have to wait to watch it after Saturday.

Should be pretty funny. I look forward to seeing you smile.

-J O Bizzle

BEER CONFESSIONAL!!!

It's up ladies and gentlemen. Prepare to be amazed. One man's struggle to over come prejudice and adversity gives hope to us all!

This is...........Beer Confessional

Again due to copyright infringement you have to watch it on the Fan page.

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Weekend Wrap-Up

Takin a week off from wrappin. All the more reason to get wild next weekend!

Wednesday will be the release of the epic 20min tale that is "Firestone's 20 Beer Confessional"

Prepare yourself!

Movie Release Day

Because of copyright infringement you will have to watch this one on the fan page

The video is called DEPRESSION

Click on the word depression and follow the link

How you enjoy!

P.S. become a fan of the Friendship Fortress

Weekend Wrap-Up

Firestone is: Rage'n and Rant'n

…bout NFL players celebrating for doing their damn job. Pissin me off.
This Sunday I was watching football on my t.v. (only because I couldn’t figure out the TiVo, therfore I couldn’t watch How Stella Got her Groove Back. JOKE…that movie blew sack….just kidding I love it and own 2 copies 1 signed by Taye Diggs…) Anyway I came to pretty much despise all NFL wide receivers and SPT/DEF players in week 3 and here’s why:
Okay so we’ve all seen T.O. score a T.D….and run to the middle of the Dallas Star…or magically pull a sharpie out of his ass like he’s fuckin Chris Angel Mindfreak and sign a football…we’ve all seen Chad OchoCinco/Johnson/OchoJohnsonWhatever prance around the end-zone like he’s made it to semifinals of Dancing with the Stars (if you watch that crap, stop reading, dance your way over to a bottle of Clorox and down the whole thing)…those guys are allowed to do that because they have earned it, because they are good…wait… no…they do it because they are a bunch of buttcunts (shut-up spell check, that so is a word) with tons of money, they know they are going to get fined by the league, and yet they will still go ahead and motion fuck the leather-covered ball and ejaculate it into the crowd…it’s kind of like saying hey league here’s 10k to make a total bam-fuckin-boozle of myself in front of a national audience…and somewhere in a backyard far far away a little kid is mimicking him and getting sucker-punched in the face for being a douchebag (true life lesson from me; My Neighbor Joey that moved away 10 years ago, if your reading this I will find you, time-travel, and long-snap a pigskin signed by Jamarcus Russell into the back of your 12-year old head, then I will collect your tears in a Dixie cup, travel back to the present, and toss them in your fucking face.)
Anyway I mean whatever, like, T.O. does it, Chad does it, whatever, it’s kinda expected (they got this saying in Waltham, “once a moron, always a moron ”), what really gets me going is when the scrub special team player makes a tackle and does the chicken dance like its Crupis Super Sweet Sixteen (*Happy Birthday shout-out Crup-A-Loop, “hAtE BitCH’s <3 mInE!) I mean picture this, team down by 3 scores, there’s 4 minutes left in the game, and some bozo, who can’t read, but is making a solid mill plus, because Coach injected him in the rear end with “special syrup” in High school, thinks he’s Ray Lewis because he tackled the Kick Returner after a 47-yard gain… the magnitude of the malarkey is ridiculous…my recommendation for the next celebration an NFL player should do is jump up and down, wave their hands in the air, put the ball on the tee, and proceed to sit on it and rotate. Laces Fuckin Out.

No Friendship Fortress Video This Week

Vince ate a bad peanut guys......Movies off this week. But you know like Entourage most likely the movie will be back on next week.

Weekend Wrap-Up

Dan is: Rage'n and Rant'n

Dan's Rage'n and Rant'n Has been moved to Thursdays!!

Pissin me off this week.

Darts –I love to win things, when I lose things, I’m inclined to chuck nearby objects and tell people vulgarly about the sexual things I’m going to do to their moms, (e.g.“I’m going to fuck your mom”). Look I’m not saying I’m a good dart player…but im decent…I’m better at darts then controlling my anger….whatever…let me just set the scene…I’m up a hundred points in 2 on 2 cricket darts (for those who don’t know the rules heres a link Rules of Cricket ….yes that was a picture of midget wrestlers, if you want to know the rules of darts, Google it, don’t waste my time.)…anyway I’m up a big ass lot and I’m winning this game while carrying a 2000 ton gorilla on my back. The gorilla’s name happens to be New Kid…and he hasn’t hit a single fucking shot all game. Now… I don’t know if Newks got in a rugby accident…if someone accidently broke his wrist during a rigorous training session or something….maybe he broke his thumb while fingering the pikes (ew.)….but for whatever reason, if it wasn’t for gravity, he couldn’t hit the ground. Now my opponents Old Greg and Cummins both start making shots…..the games getting closer, my body temperature is elevating, face is reddening, and Newks is still throwing darts like he’s afraid Waltham High is going to lose if they hit the dartboard. At this point old greg has started saying “Son”…. like a lot…like an average of 3 “sons” per sentence. Cummins, on the other hand, not positive on exactly what an inside voice is, starts SCREAMING simply the worlds most awful things at me, the words “gargle” and “balls” were not used sparingly….Newks tries to retort this by saying eeehhh arrittte fellahhhs (I mean just…..god dammit…) Apparently this accumulation of events, grinds my gears to no end, go figure. I start missing the mark more than Suave misses classes…and …next thing I know, Cummins aka Mark Whalberg from Shooter… hits 2 bull’s-eyes in a row. In possibly the biggest humpty dumpty bullshit piece of luck I’ve ever seen, we lose. My 1st thought was a big ol’ FUCK... 2nd thought was I wondered what Cummins forehead would look like if it was full of darts….3rd thought was I wondered what New Kid’s face would look like acupunctured with darts…4th thought was I have an anger problem and should seek immediate help…but then this segment wouldn’t exist right?

Dom's Top Ten of the Week

Dom's top ten of the week will now be posted on Sunday's!!

So alot of people went home this weekend...tisk tisk tisk. And i was not impressed with everyone begging me to be in the top ten and not performing in top ten quality. Anyway heres the top ten

1- DJ and Ryan- Yes this is a top ten first, but these two have accumulated 1,000 kills on halo online this week. This is very impressive and very sad both at the same time. Regardless they are number 1.

3- Mike- Friday night at blackbear this man danced with a hood-rat from new haven for over an hour. When asked how this experience was he said "She was the greatest dance partner ever..."

4-Dan- Has not been high in over 2 weeks. After a brief week of smoking every night this man has been clean for a while. Congrats

5- Drew- Just as firestone has been sober for 2 weeks. Drew has successfully been high for 2 years straight, congrats drew.

6-Amber- Shes really smart.

7- Lauren- Was sick all last week to the point where she skipped most of her classes all week (no she didn't have swine.) On Thursday she said to me..."i feel alittle better, ready to black out tonight?" That is the true question of a champion!

8- Kristen- On friday night at Carly and Keenes Birtday Pregame succesfully ended the pinata's life. This brought loads of candy to my pockets.
When i woke up in the morning i had pockets full of nerds and other candys...i felt like i had just attended a 8 year old's birthday.

9- Two Kid- After years of never coming up he finally stopped letting good old newks down and came for a night of fun. He now knows what Newk's life is like at school and has a new love...Briana Mahoney<3.

10- Mingi- This man is the other group of friends version of Mike Capko. From his stylish attire to his calling out everyone attitude. How could he not make this list.

Also Recieving Votes- Leah, Sean, Joe J.

Dropped out of Rankings-
Anyone that went home-...seriously guys dafuck
Segar- Toad's still sucks