Jump Jacks Increase Productivity at Work, BUT Do They Make You Like an Asshole?

The answer is yes. You are at work. Sit on a chair and do what you are paid to do. I don't care if it increases your heart rate and helps your body function. You look like a fucking asshole sitting on a damn ball. And going over to help Karen's fat ass up is taking away from my productivity (that never happened to me but imagining having to do it pisses me off). Your lucky enough to live in a country that owns chairs. Fucking sit on one, shut your mouth and work. Dumbass.

The Debate Rages on- Who is Better?

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Who gives a FUCK? You don't get a different fucking internet. What is your fucking problem? Just pick one already. No need to read up on a blog or anything like that.

How to Chill Bottle Quicker

If you want to chill a bottle faster, try wrapping it in a wet towel before you put it in the freezer. OR just don't be a dumb procrastinating asshole and put the bottle in the freezer a head of time.