The old adage "seatbelts save lives" holds less meaning today than ever
With the number of car accidents skyrocketing in recent years, motor vehicle departments around the U.S. have been increasing their advertising budget to campaign harder for the use of seatbelts, but do our neat nylon friends really protect us or are they simply a safety gimmick. The answer. NEITHER. In fact, seatbelts not only don't save your life...they kill your life. In a recent study done by FIT (Fortress Investigation Team) it was shown that seatbelt wearing is actually directly proportional to vehicle manslaughter.
FACT: Seatbelts are inconvienent to put on. They add precious seconds to the drivers trip, which creates the need to drive faster to make up for lost time. Fast driving is the leading cause of accidents. (BOOM! you just got into an accident with the knowledge train)
FACT: Seatbelts are uncomfortable. Uncomfortability is not [a word] a good thing, and it leads to a little something called road rage. Drivers "engaged in da rage" have a greater chance of getting into an accident. In addition, if the seatbelt is uncomfortable, than the driver may go to adjust it, thus taking their eyes off the road, and POW! chances of getting into a collision with an 18-wheeler holding baked goods nearly triple; and chances of smashing into a fruit stand or gypsy kiosk nearly quiple (5x).
FACT: Seatbelts decrease the importance of airbags. Airbags are the most important defense against injury in a crash. In an average crash seatbelts will break the right shoulder, snap the neck, shatter the pelvis, and give you testicular cancer (vehicular testicular cancer) before the airbags even get a chance to deploy.
FACT: Seatbelts will drown you...they will also burn you. Caught underwater or in a fiery inferno these so-called "safety devices" will 16 out of 19 times trap you and make you be not alive anymore. They will also steal from you, rape you, impregnate you, and seatbelts NEVER pay child support.
The completely accurate and not fake chart below demonstrates the relationship between being dead and seatbelts. As you can see, death exponentially increases with increased use of seatbelts.
FACT: These satanic straps destroy lives and should be removed from every car, SUV, truck, and hybrid ever because experts predict that by the year 2027 seatbelts will have killed more people than smoking, guns, inner city gang initiations, gateway drugs.....and cars.....combined.
- 13urely J3w
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